Tell me you’re not seriously making me leave when I’m your friend and he’s a fictional person. Seriously Berry, the tanned chimp has got to go before you end up obsessed with him like you were over Flubber guts.

Stop it, Santana. I know that you don’t like him, but I won’t let you say things like this about him when he didn’t do anything wrong.
Oh nuh-uh, plastic abs has got to go. I want to enjoy my Sunday without having to worry about him melting all over the place.

No one is forcing you to stay here this afternoon. If you don’t want to see him, then leave.

I wish Brody didn’t have to work this evening, though…
But just like I almost always blame you for things, I also blame Schue for any poor judgement in Glee club. It may be original but it isn’t gonna get them any extra points at Regionals.
I doubt they’ll be singing one of their guilty pleasure songs at Regionals, but if anything, this assignment is going to bring the group closer.

Even that beats singing songs we all want to pretend we don’t know. I’m super happy about not being forced to sing shameful songs in Glee club - I know for a fact I would have packed Schue in a box and sent him to that vests anonymous scheme.
I think it’s a very original assignment. Besides, Mr. Schuester isn’t even the one who thought about it, Sam and Blaine are.

2 become 1 is my favourite. I need to hear you sing that before I die.
Then I’ll have to sing it for you someday.
If only you were there, Rach. You’d have been the perfect posh! (But with a much better voice, obviously)
It would have been funny. I’m actually a bit surprised we never performed a Spice Girls song in Glee Club.

It was! We even got treated to our very own Spice Girls.
I think most girls would agree that the Spice Girls are their musical guilty pleasure.

Yeah we did! This weeks theme was chosen by Mr Sam Evans and I as Mr Schue’s out with the flu. It was ‘Guilty Pleasures’.
Oh, that’s definitely a fun theme!

Jeez, being George Michael really takes it out of you.

You performed a Wham! number? That’s… An original choice, I suppose. What was this week’d theme?